West Coast Update Part 1: Down Goes Friscan!!

It didn't take too long to get our first update from the wild wild west. As it turns out, NoCal sidewalks truly aren't for the faint of heart (or at the very least for easterners like our own Friscan.)

But don't worry. He's okay.

No updates on the official Empire Breast Search yet but it's hard for the Friscan to identify class-A boobage when he's peeling his limp ass off the pavement.