A tragedy in the City

The Empire deems the following email quotation necessary for immediate posting. It comes to us from an Empire associate, the Friscan.

He writes, "the wings at champions in philly suck. i was all ready for some awesome wings and they blew. i mean i had spent the night in NYC, drank too much, got thrown up on, just barely made it home, and all i wanted were some kick ass wings. but hey, at least the game was awesome."

There has not been a truer thing said.


Disclaimer: The picture above is not an actual photographic rendering of the Friscan but it appropriately displays the grimace he must have suffered under the tyranny of bad wings.