It's capitalism jaggoff!

Well, hats off to everyone out there who takes an idea and runs with it. And leave it to the French to... probably better that I don't finish that sentence.

The Empire is delighted to spread the word about Mecca Cola. That's right, you didn't misread: Mecca Cola.

French entrepreneur Tawfik Mathlouthi has nailed his market by creating a new soft drink designed to cash in on anti-American sentiment around the world. Mecca Cola is targeted straight at angry Muslims all over the planet, much the way Air Force Smart Bombs are, HAHA!

The Empire expects Mecca Cola to be a huge hit, not so much in Muslim dominated societies, but rather, right here in the good old U.S. of A. For sure! This is going to be the mixer of choice at Michael Moore's next premiere, Alec Baldwin's vacation homessssss, and certainly at Hilary Clinton's inaugural ethnic cleansing.

The Empire will be seeking comfort with its faithful medical advisor and confidante, Dr. Angus.