Ole - dammit!

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, The Empire had an expertly penned, truly entertaining, moderately culturally insesitive rant about Mexico's recent decriminalization of all illicit drugs but thanks to the Nascar-fast U-turn by President Vincente Fox that two pages of comedic glory is completely worthless. Thanks, Vinny.

So, in absence of the snarky, we give you the funny. And in the immortal words of Quagrmier:

"Hehe, Ole!"

The Empire salutes this, the greatest American holiday, Cinco de Mayo!

Enjoy it folks.

Happy 6-A, my little muttenchop.