The Man Who Would Be Bond or: Holy Crap This Will Suck

THIS MAN SHOULD NOT BE BOND! If there is any justice and/or style left in the world, Daniel Craig will never be 007. The Empire begs you all to pray for the soul of the longest running (and coolest) film franchise in history. He has two first names. He's got an addict's eyes. And he was Tomb Raider for crying out loud! That alone should constitute immediate disqualification. 'Nuf said.